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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Officer got stuck with the laundry. ACAB

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sobriety test was to assassinate a local Klan; make some fitted sheets fold.