The American fuhrer will be Canadian

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[–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Puerto Rico is to the mainland as Corsica is to 1790s France

    The American First Consul will be Puerto Rican

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Nah, Austria had some sauce prior to ww1. Canada had never had sauce, just syrup. We are a nation of Minnesota, no one really has any partucular dreams or aspirations let alone lofty ones.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Will there be an Anschluss?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yes, but farcical in nature along the lines of the John Candy film Canadian Bacon

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Remember: it's XXI century, history repeats as farce and arts and humanities have been steadily obliterated. It's failed STEM student we should look for.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's failed STEM student we should look for.

    If it weren't for the failed part, I thought it could be Elon Musk...

    Musk briefly attended the University of Pretoria before immigrating to Canada at the age of 18, acquiring citizenship through his Canadian-born mother. Two years later he matriculated at Queen's University at Kingston in Canada. Musk later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania and received bachelor's degrees in economics and physics.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    And it'll be just great eh

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    Lyin' Ted is probably not it.

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