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You can just say ADHD
adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"
"Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"
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Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.
I drink tea thank you.
This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here
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Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.
How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?
Does not compute.
Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.
They were formerly gifted at that, too
Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.
Night shift?
Does espresso count more or less?
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that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy
99% of Tumblr
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Sleep until noon? In this economy?
Do more crime
they're children without jobs
Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?
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Fuck off, I'm still gifted
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I drink cold brew, thank you very much
I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.
Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.
That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.
Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.
But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.
I feel so seen
Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.
We have dismissed this claim.
There are two kinds of bi people:
I'm not gay, but...
And:
Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!
Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.
I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.
For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.
If you try it, you’ll like it :)
I did, and I did not
Good on you for trying!
The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.
That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.
oh god, they found me, too
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables
Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.
Huh. Neat.
The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.
Gay and coldbrew, thank you
stfu and leave. me. ALONE!
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