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Who is the better landlord: grillman

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

numygod it's going to be like SHAKIRA LAW

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Stop trying to make her look cool!!! stop-posting-amogus

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Respect for putting the flag upside down too. amerikkka

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Khamala Kharris paid-for-by-kamala-harris

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"People like their landlords, right?"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Huge how-much-could-it-cost energy from the bourgeoisie here.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Trump is a massive property owner so it's not surprising he's running with this lmao

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

angry-place You're still renting no matter who you get asshole.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But I want to be threatened with nunchaku when rent is overdue! sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your landlord is either me trump-anguish or Chappie no-fun-allowed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does Chappie have an extra extra bigass size option, at least?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm not a gamer - does that thing like that appear in video games life size? It certainly could or in movies as a thing of dread.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks a bit like an Armored Core boss. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its a strip mining machine. It's sole purpose is to basically flay our planet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagger_288

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I know, and as brutal as that is, that's why its Youtube song slaps.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

One of the Just Cause (3?) games involves destroying multiple of these things. They are very large in the game.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Classic youtube right there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I conceived the "final boss" of my novel trilogy, I admit I had that music playing in the background. cat-vibing

I even snuck in a reference where the hubis-laden space billionaire that ordered its construction made a triumphant roar. party-sicko

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol, you know trump's a landlord because he doesn't realize people already hate theirs.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Uggh, I've had to put up with chuds I know constantly going off about how the city of Aurara Colorado has been taken over by Venezuelan gangs, who also took over several apartment complexes. You even had hogs spreading fake news that the Hell's Angels were going to go over there and teach them a lesson.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You even had hogs spreading fake news that the Hell's Angels were going to go over there and teach them a lesson

The Hell's Angels are like a staple of the chud fever dream. The very same chuds who probably a decade back wanted to jail them for selling crank now love them because they do racism and moonlight at Trump rallies. Wow, how "outlaw".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even funnier is that the hell’s Angels would probably lose to a hardened group like MS-13. Some Venezuelan street gangs would probably take care of them too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Do they even get new members? Last time I saw a motorcycle gang, it was the Mongols. A few of them looked like they were in their mid 30s to early 40s. Any time I see pics of Hell's Angels, they're old guys with gray beards.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I came from a very normal nonpolitical us-foreign-policy part of CA, and the constant fear of "migrant caravans" and the like made people around me MAGA out regularly even under pretenses of "I am actually progressive because I like weed and I see the world as a series of tourist attractions." libbing-out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They could be better than some of the ones I've had. Definitely better than the assholes that laughed when I started having issues due to reacting to the mold in their building

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yep. My thoughts exactly. Some would squeeze, others would actually lookout for their community better than a feral hog would.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Isn't center left the "Whoop that trick" guy who made his own math or whatever? The actor?

(as in I think it's his face the AI used for the prompt)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chuds really like the treat printers, don't they? The things they're enraged/scared of tend to not truly exist, so the treat printers are really handy for that. cardboard-monsters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The background on this propaganda's source is good to know: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_dw7J5v69l/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: