Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all

Chill, he's still in development.

While being visibly under 5'6"

Wait till they find out that's not what the movie was about.

Nick Adams, self-proclaimed "alpha male"

He looks like scully in the 90ies

Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.

So, with that in mind, I'd call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.

But, if they keep learning, maybe they'll become actual humans someday. Even though they don't exactly look like they'll make it there anytime soon.

An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad's blazer.

It's also a mismatched and ill-fitting suit to begin with. Dude looks like a child dressed I his dad's clothes.

At this point, this is kbin’s signature “feature”.

Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.

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Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about

I don’t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.

You might be more in the target than you imagine. I learned an awful lot about the douche I was in my 20s from this movie.

I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.