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Showerthoughts

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I told my friends that if this happens I would want to taste it.

I am still hearing about it...and I think I will hear about for a looong time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I wish people would be willing to put off eating all meat until we have lab grown stuff, like how most people are willing to put off eating human meat until we have lab grown stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Daaang girl, you disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

100% I can imagine it becoming a fad for couples to eat lab grown versions of each other's genitals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you labgrow your own body's meat? That would be more like chewing fingernails, swallowing your own blood or nibbling the occasional piece of skin, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Auto-cannibalism is different than just normal cannibalism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am what I eat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bro, move. I need to use the shower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That reminded me of this old thing.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu_(novelty_item)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Food of the Gods by Arthur C Clarke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Finally, I can try my own liver with faba beans and a nice chianti

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a spoof documentary in the UK a few weeks ago about this! https://youtu.be/_c4mUH-p2Fg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you currently want to avoid committing murder, would you take a pill that would cause you to want to commit murder?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eating ass, but now literally

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You ever had lab grown meat?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

no. i will never

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