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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I told my friends that if this happens I would want to taste it.

I am still hearing about it...and I think I will hear about for a looong time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I wish people would be willing to put off eating all meat until we have lab grown stuff, like how most people are willing to put off eating human meat until we have lab grown stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Daaang girl, you disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

100% I can imagine it becoming a fad for couples to eat lab grown versions of each other's genitals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can you labgrow your own body's meat? That would be more like chewing fingernails, swallowing your own blood or nibbling the occasional piece of skin, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Auto-cannibalism is different than just normal cannibalism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I am what I eat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Bro, move. I need to use the shower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That reminded me of this old thing.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu_(novelty_item)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Food of the Gods by Arthur C Clarke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Finally, I can try my own liver with faba beans and a nice chianti

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was a spoof documentary in the UK a few weeks ago about this! https://youtu.be/_c4mUH-p2Fg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If you currently want to avoid committing murder, would you take a pill that would cause you to want to commit murder?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Eating ass, but now literally

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You ever had lab grown meat?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

no. i will never

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