Paul Rudd and Jack Black might be heading to the jungle. Deadline is hearing that while no deal is done, the two are in early talks to star in new take on Anaconda at Sony Pictures. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent writers Tom Gormican and Kevin Etten penned the script, with Gormican planning to direct. Brad Fuller and Andrew Form are producing through Fully Formed banner.

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Sources say this latest version is not a remake but a new take with the same snake front and center, with a story that leans more toward comedy.

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[+] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    True, though in the perspective of B-movie schlock, it should hardly matter. How the first film ever got ahold of Jon Voight, Jennifer Lopez, Eric Stotz (ok, that one I believe), pre-fame Owen Wilson, Danny Trejo, Jonathan Hyde (from The Mummy), and 1st era MTV VJ Kari Wuhrer is anyone's wonder. It's terrible fun to watch. Preferably in Rifftrax format.

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  • [+] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I don’t want none unless it’s got buns, hon

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Wow I could not think of two worse choices to pick for this movie. Also just make a new fucking movie god dam dude it's not hard.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Pitch your movie here if it's not hard.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Who the fuck is in charge of sony pictures? Did they lose a bet?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    So JB is going to star as the snake, right? Giving KG the squeeze was just him working on his method.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Good way to circle their careers down the drain

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are the bajillion other Anaconda movies going to stay canon or are they going to go the boring route?

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