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Wow I could not think of two worse choices to pick for this movie. Also just make a new fucking movie god dam dude it's not hard.
Alright so I’ve got this idea for a movie based on pythons.
Pitch your movie here if it's not hard.
Anaconda except it's giant guinea pigs. In fact, do a whole universe of larger versions of animals. Giant red pandas terrorizing rural China? You would watch it.
A dragon made of mushrooms flys around kingdoms breathing hallucinogenic spores over the nobles, and now the peasants have to conduct negotiations with the neighboring kingdom. It's a comedy.
So JB is going to star as the snake, right? Giving KG the squeeze was just him working on his method.
Are the bajillion other Anaconda movies going to stay canon or are they going to go the boring route?

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