"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" 🥺

This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory

Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it

You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.

Probably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption

"You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of 'Dad'."

Devastating.

Are you sure you're even her dad?

gonna have to take your dad classes again

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In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5€."