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On Bears (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I read the title as "Oh beans" and somehow it still fits, lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fight back? O rly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

give 'em dinner and a show!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The real answer for a black bear is make yourself look as big as possible, back away slowly, and tell it to fuck off in a deep voice. If it charges you it's hopefully feinting, but if not whack it right in the snout with whatever you have.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is laying down really a thing with a grizzly? What's that do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They will fight you back and aren't afraid... But if you're dead/they think you're dead, they probably won't bother and will continue what they were doing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, they will fight to the death

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/v6iDtvGbIOU (Polar Bear vs Walrus Colony)

If your going into polar bear country bring along your pet walrus to protect you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

:'(

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

So racist.

Do you even know the whites are the least privileged?

/s (but also really sad)

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