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    Ngl this is pretty punny. (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    System of a Down

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Software version 7.0

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Looking at life through the eyes of gitlab or hub

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

    Unique seeeeeds, determin-istic activityyyy....

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

    system of a d

    systemd of a own

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

    You know how Linux killed the chef?

    With a fork bomb

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    So I pull out my keyboard

    And I pull out my Glock

    And I dismount your girl

    And I mount slash proc

    Cos I've got your PID

    And the bottom line

    Is you best not front

    Or its kill dash nine

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

    rage against the virtual machine

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

    Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

    With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

    Unplug the router yo, you're not a senior sysop.