Anon won't eat his children.

I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon's juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.

enjoy my melon babies fam

Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?

Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits

Should've used a grapefruit.

"We'll just tell your mother we ate it."

Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter

That's how you make Muskmelons

Was this down by the bay?

melon

Trip: "You should leave"

Re-seed the seedless melon