The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog's skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying "they're wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!".

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."

wait is this just eugenics?

Hey ai watup

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

since when did foxes kill sheep

Here's how trust works:

Once elected, I will be vegetarian.

I am vegetarian.

Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?