Calculate a fucking tip

Allow my blood to be taken.

Walk more than 20 meters at a time.

Figure out when a kettle of piratoes is ready. I can cook a lot of stuff, but when boiling potatoes I always need my GF to check if they're ready.

Edit: potatoes. No fucking idea what happened with my spelling

Skate backwards. I am really good going forwards, carving, hockey stops, but try to go backwards and I'm an unsteady infant.

At times, I still miscount.

Brushing my teeth too close after eating. If I do it, I will throw up.

Initiate conversation with no pretext

Order a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks while wearing ugg boots

I can't turn left.

Auditory processing. Say a vaguely complex paragraph to me and I won't get anything out of it. It is just one of those things I have to explain to people and ask them to request things in writing. Writing is the polar opposite, I can have details stick with me for decades.

Don't you all count your knuckles for that?