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Hmmm (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where can i get a 3d model so a can 3d print one of these to stick above my doorbell

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ron Swanson ass doorbell

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ass-doorbell

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Ding dong.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

...I think I'll just knock.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

That will trigger the trap door under the welcome mat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Into the snake filled spike trap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

But Scooby Doo said it was a mattress!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

With claymores pointed in on all sides

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

Ah, the ol switchery-doo.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It would work better if it didn't look like a plastic training version of the M18.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

It looks 3D printed. It's probably best that it's not an actual Claymore Mine. Hehe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's too small and I don't remember a border. Also, you don't wire it like that.

I'm still just going to knock.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apparently, it's a novelty tow hook hitch cover.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That's what they WANT you to think

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Had to look this one up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You haven't played enough video games XD. I learned about this from the original Delta Force game.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I just haven't played the right ones. This isn't the sort of thing that's likely to appear in the kinds I like to play.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

We need one that says, "Front towards solicitors"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

real https://xcancel.com/yurapalyanytsia/status/1775888680215024124

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So this is not too far from reality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

i can't tell if that original doorbell on a tree incident was real or dude was just practicing his standup routine. so maybe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Fucking hell. Rule number 1 in a warzone is if you didn't put it down, you don't pick it up. Why in the name of keeping your balls attached would you press random buttons!?!