Man, can you imagine, the meaningless platitudes that are normally said at these ceremonies, but it's not even a human speaker, but rather an overengineered loudspeaker.

The real question is did the ai go on and on (like my commencement speaker who narrated their life), Or was it a short speech?

And always remember! Be bold! Be brave! Sorry, but as a large language model I am unable to assess ethical questions of that nature! And always follow your dreams!

Was the valedictorian a Palestinian that got replaced again?

Imagine paying all that money to find out your uni doesn’t give a shit about you at all.

Kids in highschool during the pandemic are graduating college now 🤯

Getting old is so weird.

A family friend graduated from a liberal arts college, had an R congressperson come for commencement. He just rambled about AI and also medical advancements like the US hasn't had a falling life expectancy. Probably a pretty similar speech to this robot's.

the moment of the Butlerian Jihad comes one step closer

The "Ex Machina" sequel is going way too far to believable, they really need to dial back on the surrealist black comedy.