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"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

Let's see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

Vegetable slavery

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.