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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Perfect caption already exists https://mander.xyz/post/12422557

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The penguin makes forward progress because it depends on an open-source software stack that continuously improves with time, even if the penguin exerts no effort.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

F stands for FOSS.

FORCE of open sauce software :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Imagine s perfectly spherical penguin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

While attempting to Press F to pay respects, the F becomes impatient and attacks. Rolf attempts to intervene, but the F raises its spear and prepares to strike, riding on a firework.

Rolf's fingers are unnaturally shaped like a bed with wheels, a deformity since birth which causes him a great burden.

Timothy the tuxedo man is distracted by a new episode of the real housewives, and will soon be slain by F. Timothy the tuxedo man is cursed to die in Rolf's deformed bed-hands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I like the way your brain works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

This way, Mr. President.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Yes do as I say

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"After Mario throws him from the mountain, baby penguin is rushed to the emergency room"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Linus torvald making the linux kernal faster

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The caption is already perfect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Who said you needed a computer to run Linux?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Lol I haven't seen that image in decades! Hahahaha red physics intro book?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Next up on Jackass...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

"Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

We need Linux in the OR! STAT!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

If the man is pushing the penguin east at six mph along the equator, the penguin's speed relative to the sun is 1038 + 6 = 1044 mph

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Firefox penguin hospital bed rush machine.