Tbf, those children would not have had ice cream without Fidel. Particularly free ice cream. Getting ice cream to happen for everybody in Cuba was a huge endeavour for Castro, as he believed every person in Cuba deserved at least that luxury.

Cracked.com more like Crackkker.com amarite fellas

One day, my sister came home and exclaimed, 'Fidel is better than Jesus!' In school they had asked the kindergartners to close their eyes and pray to Jesus for ice cream. When they opened their eyes -- nothing. Then they closed their eyes again and prayed to Fidel for ice cream, and ... surprise! Ice cream cups on their desks!

Can't argue with those results

The Quorators got a partnership with Cracked for like 3 months then got fired for supporting Palestine and clogging the Cracked office’s toilet

Fidel is better than Jesus!

Yes.

Ah Cracked, where Robert Fedvans cut his teeth before making it big as a podcaster grifting baby leftists.

Praying to Fidel works though, I prayed for him to persecute plantation owners and it came true

There was already a post about this

I see Robert Fedvans is back

I remember seeing that Ice Cream thing in a really shitty anti communist PSA we watched on hextube lmao

I never thought there'd be a Cracked article more obnoxious than their usual slop of "What if George Washington teamed up with freaking Batman!!!1 " but here we are

It works if you read it as 100% sarcasm

Way to stand up for the integrity of comedy, Vivian's dad! By contrast, we once got a sternly worded letter from a brand of laundry detergent and rolled over like a well-trained dog.

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

Whoa, I remember this site and article, both

Candy from Fidel