Or: "Products you may be interested in!" [List of the exact products you already bought.]

I am not buying a second laptop just like the one I just bought. It is not, in an ideal scenario, a consumable item.

I think it's Nate Bargatzki who talked about how he bought a refrigerator and then Amazon kept recommending refrigerators to him. He said "I already solved that problem, Amazon. Remember? You were there".

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It's always funny to me when someone talks about how awesome the tech behind recommender-systems is and what complex problems had to be solved to make it work but in the end it's still just absolute garbage.

Get yourself a little something! See new listings for 3mm machine screws!

this always reassures me a little bit. all the tracking and targeting and whatever that we're supposed to be afraid of on the internet, and they still haven't figured out a better form of targeting than this.

I'm amazed that people still buy from Amazon.

Sounds like you should go for “Subscribe and save!”

Seat yo self!

Let's be honest though... there's been a time in your life that you've gone into a public restroom and wished that you had your own toilet seat with you.

"Imagine you had a mood toilet seat and you come home to find that there is an imprint of an ass that had used it it. And it was angry."

It's mad!

I bought a laptop, from Amazon, something I do at most every 2-3 years.

For months since Amazon has been spamming me with laptop offers. I don't see what the best case scenario here is, I return the one I bought and get a new one?

Whenever I would buy rabbit food for a rabbit I was taking care of I would always get ads for chinchilla food and food for other small mammals. Like, I'm not out here collecting animals I just got the one.

Donna Meagle: "Treat yo self!"

Tom Haverford: "Treat yo self 2023!"

That's why uBlock Origin is the GOAT.