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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

u forgot to put the Secretarybird in god tier u know the coolest bird. also the portuguese man o' wars is a strong d tier contender those things are weird and disgusting and they sting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I see the Giant African bullfrog and the red eyed tree frog high up in there let's gooooo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

apes in god tier

Everything you say is beautiful and true.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jellyfish highly underrated imo

Not sure if I'm blind but elephant is not there, should be S+ minimum

Otherwise pretty good. Bee should be higher, depending on the type. Hornets are F- but actual pollination homies high up

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You - put bees up higher right this instant!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is there some sort of standard or is it just vibes?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Next to the Capybara I would add the Tapir.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The jaguar (onça-pintada) should be higher. They are arguably the most powerful predators of the Americas. They can run up to 80 Km/h; they can climb trees; they have jaws strong enough to crush bones; they are proficient swimmers, being able to hunt prey in the water, including alligators; their roar is bone-shivering; they are stunning and iconic; they are important for the ecosystem balance. Note that while the jaguar may be phisically similar to the African leopard, the jaguar is faster and stronger, and a better swimmer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Last I checked Grizzlies and other bears live in American continent so that rules out the most powerful. Yes all other big cats do the same thing, and they don't hunt alligators but caimans, alligators are too big. It's basically just a black version of other big cats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The animal I talked about is called "onça-pintada". It's not necessarily black. It's the third biggest feline, being smaller than the tiger and the lion. It's the most powerful predator in Amazon rainforest. People often say it's the most powerful in the Americas, but they are wrong, then. I didn't know the english words for "onça-pintada" and "jacaré" and just put them in translator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Create an F tier and place dogs there.

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