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[–] 93 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Fellas is it gay to be straight

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?

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  • [–] 87 points 2 years ago (7 children)
    • stares at pic of woman for innumerable hours
    • sees vague dick shape
    • sorry, ur gay lol

    makes sense to me

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Someone called LibertarianTrap is probably very gay

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    The national libertarian party had gay rights as part of their founding charter back in 1974 when the Dems and Republicans were still holding hands and chanting "god hates fags" together in unison.

    So yeah, good chance this person is gay

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Why is a smaller version of the picture superimposed onto a larger, blurry version?

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Everyone knows it is gay to be a man, you are literally inside a man.

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Trans men before transition are the only straight men on planet earth

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Okay great, but what are you if you like your women with penises??

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    If being gay for Juliana Morgan is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    ahh, chesticles

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    MFW I'm so straight that the line went straight from my dick and around the world into my butt, and now I'm gay

    lemm.ee logo

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    That's why I like to look at balls - it's a super straight activity because they remind every observer of boobs.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    Then men who like men should also be attracted to women.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    How many people here know this video?

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Anyone else feel like there have been so many different ways the word "gay" has been used as a slur - both ironically and unironically - that the whole concept just kinda doesn't work anymore?

    The only response my brain produces these days is just giggling and moving on. Like if your intentions are to shock me, I'm afraid that ship has sailed. Best thing I can compare it to is how poop jokes stop being funny when you hit a certain age, and start being a different kind of funny once you hit another.

    But it probably really depends on your environment. Obviously if you do feel negatively about the whole, that's a completely valid stance to take. Don't think of this as me trying to ifluence what should and should not offend you.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I personally don't feel like lumping this in with the kind of shock humor that toilet humor is feels analogous.

    This to me, reads just as surrealist humor that is meant to highlight the absurdity of some straight men's homophobia not allowing them to interact with or do anything procieved as gay. Not that I think I needed to explain that to you, just highlighting where i am coming from.

    This isn't to say it cannot be shocking, or intended as such, I just don't personally feel like its main purpose is to shock.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That's a nice take! It is indeed the absurdity of it all that probably does it. My comment was more of a shower thought inspired by this post than a direct reaction to it.

    As you can probably tell from my choice of pronouns, I'm still figuring out what the concept of "being gay" even means to me. Though there's probably no point to doing so. Which only makes being called gay even funnier to me.

    That, and of course the ridiculous concepts of what does and does not make you gay, that are going around. But that's part of the original joke.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It's only gay if the balls are touching.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Something something giving head. You all see what I'm getting at here.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    What is turnaround?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    By this same logic we will trick gay people into being attracted to women! No! The gay utopian future is slowly closing!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I have seen the original video like 10 times and still can't remember what she was talking about. I must be demented or something.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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