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[–] 83 points 2 years ago (2 children)

.ʇunɔ .ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐɔ

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don't sweat that fucking much, it's not like we're doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate... Fuck.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    He's not wearing flip flops

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I believe they call them thongs

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I remember when my (male) friend from Tas kept talking at a company lunch (in the UK) about how thongs were the most comfortable things in the world. It was hilarious seeing all the women at the table with wide eyed expressions. I broke it to them at the end what he meant but I let it go on longer than I should have.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    Just remember in Australia:

    Cunt = mate

    Mate = cunt

    So not quite on the money there.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not really. I reckon most aussies would leave the spider be, and call it cunt only in an affectionate manner.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    "How ya goin', there, cunt? Yer alright, ya little wanka." "Get some of that down ya neck, ya little champion."

    ...I suppose this is the interaction with a normal spider. If it's the really giant one, I guess they'd just toss it a tinny.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Inaccurate. Should be turned upsidedown and have his ground tether to keep him falling off the planet

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    From the golden age of Simpsons, Homer sneaking out of work to go to the Duff Brewery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyOxna1x8s

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Can confirm, the spiders swear like sailors.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's pissin down rain here on the east coast right now. Cunts'll be fuckin everywhere.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    They are actually more rude than we thought?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Makes sense when many of the spiders in Australia are dangerous, though.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Where's the dropbear?

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