I'm using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

To play off my instance name.

I was hurt by one and haven't healed

It's a family name

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

mom i'm internet famous

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

I can't remember

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

Because I'm not a banana, duh.

Because I want to instill fear

TLC wrote a song about me.

Because I think that summer is too warm

It's been my nickname for over 50 years.

Rocks are cool

Because it’s all I really want to do here.

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I'm a grown up, so I'm Lady Taters.

I’m a simple man.

Because I make chairs.

Ich bin ein Hurensohn

It's an anagram of my real name, 'lcdou 991y9'

I thought it was funny

KeePassXC password gen.

I kept on trying to make an account and it wouldn't let me for some reason.

You know what?

I didn't. It's my IRL nickname. It means 'short circuit' (as in 'easily frustrated'). I'm the opposite of it, I'm the calmest person on this planet. My friends thought it would be funny. (the full word spells 'Kurzschluss')

It’s the name of my favorite Star Ship! USS Defiant

Shork

I still haven't grown the fuck up

It appeals to the edgelord teenager in me.

Old WoW randomly generated name. Stuck with it for years now

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

I just wanted to share an interesting fact about myself.

Corrupt windows nt boot menu circa 2003.. It should have said "last known good configuration"