this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Now this is a truly high quality showerthought. I think we're finally getting somewhere with this whole Lemmy thing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let's be frank, how many bong rips do you have before coming to this conclusion?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They are basically made of bong water now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well, women are born with all the eggs they will develop over the course of their entire life, so in a sense a baby is made up of whatever their maternal grandma was eating during their pregnancy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully not soft ones though!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was born with Brie for brain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mom's got the eggs and the milk. Shes an omelet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is starting to get complex

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This always trips me out so much.... Things that you do while pregnant directly impact your maternal grandchildren because they are INSIDE you

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A 99 lb kid eats a pound of Nachos, becoming 1% Nacho.

Milk is around 88% water, btw.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh it goes deeper than this -

Baby's are made of materials floating around in their gestational parent's blood. And guess what breastmilk is made of..... It's made of blood. Your body literally takes your blood and turns it into milk.

So until they start eating food, a breastfed baby is made entirely of their mother's blood plus a single sperm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

By that logic, we're all made of blood, even in adulthood, because our cells get everything they need from blood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Most cats are made of water and cat food

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Did someone say cheese?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i don't think you understand what "you are what you eat" actually meant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

*processed cheese...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is the most shower thought ever thought

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm no doctor but that sounds medically accurate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This one reminds me of:

  • Gummy bears contain gelatin
  • In the USA at least, gelatin is derived from bones
  • Technically, gummy bears are not boneless
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does that mean vegans aren’t made of meat, but of vegetables?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are sentient vegetables?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Just like in veggie tales

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm gonna chop my baby, and sell to supermarkets!

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