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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Dead in the middle of Little Italy, little did we know that we riddled some middlemen who didn't do diddily."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mom’s spaghetti

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be

The game sour like a pickle be

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

“I used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now it’s pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.” - (Bonnet = hood of a car)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sure do two 22’s in my shoes

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I overheard my mother singing some song and a line about "getting more ass than a toilet seat"

I don't know what it's from but that is an immaculate lyric.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"England is my city"

or

"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

X gon' give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's an excellent greentext with that as the punchline.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bear witness to the sickest shot while suckers get romantic

They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton

Still we lampin', still clockin' dirt for our sweat

A ballot's dead, so a bullet's what I get

A thousand years they had the tools, we should be takin' 'em

Fuck the G-ride, I want the machines that are makin' 'em

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized

With your black hair and fat-ass thighs

I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly

Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy

Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I start to think and then I sink into the paper, like I was ink / when I'm writing I'm trapped in between the lines / I escape - when I finish the rhyme

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch 
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tip 
How big was the dick she just sucked? 
(Say what?) 
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? 
(What?)

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

Amazing reference game

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret — the million other straws underneath it. It's all mathematics." -- Yasiin Bey

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Alone. Phone's unplugged. Ignoring calls even though no one does.

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