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Or ol’ Donnie knows his shrivelled up dick is extremely well protected by his overhanging belly.
You know, for a party that is extremely anti-LGBTQ, the Republicans spend an awfully long time talking about penises.
And anal sex. I’ve heard way more about man on man anal sex from republicans than I have from my numerous gay friends who are also chronic oversharers.
Its the casualness. Gay men talk about gay sex the same way straight men talk about straight sex: clumsily, and frequently.
"Straight" men talking about gay sex talk about gay sex how romantic novelists talk about sex: detailed, florid, and full of euphemisms that someone paint an even more detailed portrait
Everyone is a kind of gay, but only conservatives are denied exploring those feelings so it presents in odd way like this.
Republicans spend hours analyzing cocks and say they are based and alphas. I do it and they ask me to leave the library.
6 year old taking a picture next to grandma energy
Donnie’s gut is so big, if he clasped his hands they wouldn’t go below his belly button.
Trump doesn't have cock confidence either.
He just can't fold his tiny hands together since he is so fat.
They are both standing next to what we think could have been a three-thousand year old space-witch. I would say Obama is cock-precautious and Trump is cock-foolish.
We have firsthand accounts that Trump has a little weird dick, but being obscenely proud of the most mundane and unimpressive "accomplishments" is very on brand for him.
You think people actually believe this shit
If I was standing next to a disposed dictator from possibly the most brutal modern empire who was not overthrown but instead given control over a massive amount of real estate and just let free to do whatever they want as a filthy rich person… I would protect my balls too you don’t know what someone unhinged like that is going to do and you KNOW there isn’t going to be consequences for them so more than anyone else in the world they have zero fear about going for a nut kick.
Besides the whole English royalty thing is such a lame game of Simon says where rich insular people copy the aesthetics of other rich insular people to accrue more power, it is just like high school, so there could easily be a “Royal Nutcracker” that royalty does when men are around them with their balls uncovered and nobody would bat an eye, not the British public, not the news media, not British politicians… they would all just sigh and say “That’s our queen!” and laugh at you as you reeled in pain.
If I was standing next to a disposed dictator from possibly the most brutal modern empire who was not overthrown but instead given control over a massive amount of real estate and just let free to do whatever they want as a filthy rich person… I would protect my balls too you don’t know what someone unhinged like that is going to do and you KNOW there isn’t going to be consequences for them so more than anyone else in the world they have zero fear about going for a nut kick.
Are you implying the queen was trans?
If I was I sure as hell hope that an intersectional feminist would slap me upside the face and point out that it is impossible for a person who is trans to be the Queen Of England without being an extremely problematic figure from the perspective of LGTBQ+ people and people fighting colonialism in general (which includes feminism inherently hence the intersectionality).
They would also point out that just using “they” instead of “he or she” does no great injustice to people who identify as one of the two accepted status quo genders because it gets people to immediately retort that a heterosexual person in a position of power was not gendered immediately in discussion and instead referred to with the pronoun “they”, which naturally leads to an opportunity to point out how creepy the structure of the english language is with it’s obsession to immediately box people and identities into male or female.
As a final point I would like to point out that any given trans person who identifies as a Queen is automatically cooler than the Queen Of England. If the trans person can create dope ass baked goods they are automatically 2x as cooler. If they can skateboard too than the effect is exponential leading to a minimum 8x coolness multiplier.
The joke was that your first paragraph could just as easily be describing Trump as the queen:
✅Deposed dictator of most brutal modern empire
✅Was not overthrown
✅Was given control over a massive amount of real estate
✅Free to do whatever they want as a filthy rich person
✅Could assault strangers genitals and face zero consequences

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