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[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't see Saddam Hussain labeled anywhere on here?

Has there been a mistake? Is Saddam ok?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

ngl took me a minute to find him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling the Viet Cong has the best food. So I’m gonna tag along with them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I wanna come as well but I'm too fat for the tunnels :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the famous axis of Richard Nixon.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

NIXONS BACK BABY

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I'm with the A-Team, exploding shit behind enemy lines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Those nazified stacks of empty cardboard boxes will never see this coming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What is that carelessly held handgun? Colt something?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd just prefer to sit in my cruiser and shoot a MAC blast towards the country. That or do some glassing if there are plasma projectors available. 🧐

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why is it a plasma projector? 🤔 Can you show your enemies a movie while they die?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

No, sore plasma at it and glass the whole country. Either that or turn it into a big crater. Nuclear weapons are for primitives or space combat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I'm with the Army of Northern Virginia, but just for the barbecue and sweet potatoes. We don't see each other much.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Deserves a proper Escher version, where the arrows connect and form a fractal. The really wide heads and tails almost look like a reptile print already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'll be with the UK first mounted TOAST division, delivering beautifully buttered slices to everyone at the front lines, got to keep your energy up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Alarmingly, this map completely omits the Fingol Horde

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Why, the Spanish Inquisition of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Where's the swiss pontific guard in all this?