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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Works for me too, but I argue against bullshit mantras

Sorry forgot to add my lack of empathy for

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Data moloch is my new favorite term.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Get away from me

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I already wasn't going to

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

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