Lemmy's been up for all of 5mins and ppl are already gatekeeping the place?

I've not seen anything about "poop".

I, too, am a veteran of the great poop coup 🪠💂‍♂️🛡

Where have you been? If a human posted it it’s about holding your poop for 3 days. Every other post is a bot

You had to be there.