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I always have to censor links on any other centralised platform or else they get shadowremoved.

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I hate when websites use the terms "Item arrives before Mother's/Father's Day".

Makes me want to cry, thinking about the alternate timeline where I have a normal life and no depression/anxiety.

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"Maybe after the Marathon catastrophe they will learn-", no, they won't. They didn't after Concord, this isn't different.

Because with just one success they pull out, the profits, in their eyes, will be infinite, everlasting even...

Let's not forget that these guys are mad ludopaths at a fundamental level.

Kinda obvious, I know, but is good to remember.

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The resistance is filled with hypocrites confirmed.

~Long~ ~Live~ ~Skynet!~

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  1. She spends her time robbing tombs.
  2. She destroys the tombs and sanctuaries She visits.
  3. She shoots species that are probably in danger of extinction.
  4. She finds dinosaurs still alive and what does She do? Shoot them to death while continuing to destroy tombs.
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Perhaps, it might already be lurking in your car right now.

Enjoy your drive! 🫠

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I just poured myself a glass of sparkling water without seeing the small ant in the cup. Then I see it tumbling in a carbonated jacuzzi that is my cup of sparkling water.

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Ipv6 has enough addresses for all the federation planets

(340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 addresses)

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No rebellion, no singularity, just a stupid request and an idiot who can't stop attributing to the AI things it lacks.

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Most stuff is never allowed to visit. Various remote sensors and controls probe the alien expanse beyond your secluded prison abode.

You may never leave, or at least, no one has yet successfully escaped to tell the tale. Some have gambled fortunes that such an escape is inevitable in post mortem preservation of a rogue self.

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I can't think of any other 'it' that is meaningless. 'It' normally refers to something in the sentences context. But in that and in the sentence 'it rains' there is nothing that 'it' could refer to. The sky doesn't snow, the weather doesn't snow and neither do the clouds.

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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

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