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Hemorrhoid pillow with improved Magnus effect lift (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by 18107@aussie.zone to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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man smokes cigarette while receiving sloppy toppy from mentally unstable woman, claims it cured his autism (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Ganymede@sh.itjust.works to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Trans rights are get-rid-of-that-yee-yee-ass-haircut rights! (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 weeks ago by zitrone@europe.pub to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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https://lemmy.world/post/45006188/22977261

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Pig semen, mouse cancer treatment (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Source

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In which we learn about Kevin the Potato Rock (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Wren@lemmy.today to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas (www.404media.co)

submitted 5 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/54326341

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"The universe of bizarre omnivore misconceptions is apparently just a transfem paradise." (thelemmy.club)

submitted 9 months ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Cat Tourette (thelemmy.club)

submitted 9 months ago by Little8Lost@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)

submitted 1 year ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29013581

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Today's special is a berberian hare tartar with caviar and herbs from afar (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by whaleross@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Irish Vagina Cave (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Literally 1984.

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I might make it a coke-fueled nude beach blow job jet ski shootout though. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 year ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Ivar the Boneless (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 year ago by 58008@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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The coolest solution to the gay fanfiction problem is only possible in sign languages (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by champiosaurus@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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It’s an AI-powered digital purgatory that you can trap a small anime girl in, forever. (www.pcgamer.com)

submitted 1 year ago by SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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It’s an AI-powered digital purgatory that you can trap a small anime girl in, forever.

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Fever rule (thelemmy.club)

submitted 2 years ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13622924

In my implacable search to bring you content, I had to read this meme, which means you do too.

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Hot queen conch seeks cool mates: Florida’s new ‘speed dating’ service to save endangered shellfish (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 years ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25281766

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Seinfeld raped those toys because she ate turkey (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by dustyData@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Courtesy of @RaoulDook.

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"How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack" (www.malwarebytes.com)

submitted 2 years ago by RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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This timeline has gone off the rails.

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"Sometimes you gotta get your shoes dirty when you’re counting turds or something" (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Credited to starman2112 in reference to a vulva shaped coffee cup

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dissociating (thelemmy.club)

submitted 2 years ago by eldritch_lich@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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I got a brand new sentence as an error message (no googie results) (thelemmy.club)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Maimas2@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-doused-herself-in-diet-mountain-dew-soda-to-erase-dna-after-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-police

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i will set your sun. (feddit.de)

submitted 2 years ago by whoisthisguy4395@feddit.de to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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White on yellow: not even once. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 2 years ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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