I am convinced god has chosen to abandon reason and choose to create the dumbest, most absurd timeline ever
“He could come back,” Sherman said. “Obviously, I’m not a real fan of how the Iraq War went
Dems get W elected as speaker. W sets explosives in a building Joe & Kamala are going to meet in and gets Saudi friends to make it look like Iranian terrorism. 3rd W term begins. Gets primaried by Trump who beats Hillary a second time.
Trump president and bush being speaker would actually break my mind in a way I can't truly comprehend
i only came here to sarcastically suggest it was a democrat pushing this and now my day is ruined.
Propaganda works. All those years of smoothing over the jagged edges and washing the blood away have made 
seem so endearing to so many people, including people that lived through his active reigning years.
That isn't directly connected to the chances of him being the next speaker of the House of Representatives, except that the public isn't likely to be too upset about the proposal, not after so much propaganda absorption.
2001: Is our children learning?
2024: Our children really dooby learning doe
Why is everyone bummed by this? YES, DO IT, let the contradictions fly, in terms of funny it's right up there with Hillary Clinton running for president again
"Enemy proceeds to make a mistake" Leftists: "No plz someone stop our enemy from making a mistake"
Famed war criminal George Walker Bush? Liar to hundred of millions of people George W Bush?
yes lol
Aren't you forgetting about someone 
No way, times are too uncertain, and the position too contentious, we must unify around 
an infinite number of sharks must be jumped, it seems
house DEMOCRATIC lawmakers
lmao imagine ever contemplating to 
This is just liberal fanfiction.
Although it would be funny for them to elect him and him to immediatly go "alright time to get a few new wars going in the middle east" and watch liberals remember why they used to not like him.
That's terrible! - Liberals
But at least he's better than Trump! - Liberals, also.
Guess whos back
Maybe this is a based joke. Look at the most unreasonable Republican of the past, he's basically reasonable by today's standard, eh? I mean the fact he can say it with a straight face is even more proof of a bit, right?
I dont think dems do bits
He’d be 2 heartbeats away from being President again.
But why wouldn’t House republicans just put Trump in there?
Because even the true believers understand he's a loud moron who hamstrings everything they try to do if he doesn't get sole credit for its success and none fo the blame for the failures.
But it would be funny.
He’d also quit
The next leader of the House Democrats.
Let me be the first to vote yes.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WELCOME TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OU-WA-A-A-AH
If there is a god he will have to beg for my forgiveness. Actually, no, he will not get it anyways if this is where we're at
Anyways, seeing as today's republican base are yesterday's InfoWars listeners i can't see this flying
It's the dunk tank.
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