The fact that i even have to think about timezones at all is hilarious to me. Jet lag? UTC would fix that, the time ANYWHERE you are is the time you are normally at, it's just the day/night cycle that's bunk. So now instead of being confused as to why things are pretty normal, but you feel utterly shit. You just feel very confused, and probably still tired, but it's very obvious why.

This shit sends me into schizophrenic ramblings i swear to god PLEASE stop using timezones.