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[–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Let's not go to Australia. 'Tis a silly place.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I mean, they lost to emus last time and they brought gatling guns to that fight. Now, they're handing out plastic pipes against dingos? How is that "learning from past mistakes"? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    How is that “learning from past mistakes”?

    They learnt that unloading a machine gun at long range at a bunch of birds that at run at 45k was a useless idea.

    So the swap to a melee weapon load out (however crap it is) could be seen as learning from past mistakes.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    But it's such a bad weapon. A cardboard tube might be the only thing worse. A child with a fork can do more damage than PVC pipe.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    If you can't hit a dingo on the nose hard enough to make it fuck off with a short length of PVC, you would likely end up hurting yourself trying to wield anything sharp and pointy.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    True. I'm just saying, PVC pipe wouldn't stop an angry house cat.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    Although isn’t it less to hurt them and more to deter them? You want them to leave you alone, not potentially injured badly to end up suffering or dead in the wild.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    I think this is a response to the woman jogging that was nearly killed by 4 dingos. I doubt a PVC pipe would help against 4 dingos let alone one. An attacking dog is hard to fight off so I would imagine a dingo is no easier.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah, but dingoes are classified as Vulnerable, which is one step above Endangered. They might not want to risk people hurting them when the goal is to get them to leave you alone or hold them off until help arrives.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I get what you're saying. I just don't think a PVC pipe would make a difference.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    I figure, it’s better than nothing. The force behind a good swing is stronger than one might think, too. Some folks would be completely useless if attacked, mind, but some will get some good hard whacks in because of adrenaline.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    We also lost at biological warfare against rabbits, we aren't good at this stuff

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Wait. I genuinely thought that was just a metaphor for the historical massacre and subjugation of the indigenous people. Rabbits beat the Aussies, too?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah, we spent ages getting a rabbit only virus ready, and accidentally released it way too early. So a bunch of rabbits died, and the ones that lived had children that were immune enough to live.

    Or something like that, it's been a while since I've read about it.

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