▲ 148 ▼ What is a discreet way of waking myself? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Squizzy@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 151 comments fedilink hide all child comments I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house. Is there anything else?
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Get some kind of gas you can puff out at your wife to make her fall back asleep. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Create a mat that you lay on with parallel copper lines, attach it to a tazer circuit and an audrino. Replace alarm speaker with audrino. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just keep a taser by the bed so when she wakes up you can paralyze her so she won't accidentally go to work. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Create a mat that you lay on with parallel copper lines, attach it to a tazer circuit and an audrino. Replace alarm speaker with audrino. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just keep a taser by the bed so when she wakes up you can paralyze her so she won't accidentally go to work. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just keep a taser by the bed so when she wakes up you can paralyze her so she won't accidentally go to work. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent