▲ 148 ▼ What is a discreet way of waking myself? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Squizzy@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 151 comments fedilink hide all child comments I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house. Is there anything else?
[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 59 points 2 years ago (2 children) in a strange twist, the chess world already solved this one. Vibrating buttplug permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Was there a scandal where a chess player had a vibrating buttplug controlled by another person giving him the answers? That’s….dedication I guess permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago I believe it was more like: a guy was accused of cheating (against Magnus Carlsen), and anarchychess on reddit came up with the buttplug theory. Now everyone thinks it actually happened. permalink fedilink source parent [–] possum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) There was, and then some guy put it to the test á la mythbuster style. I’ll leave the conclusion for you to enjoy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) With some sort of link I assume? Or no. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Considering that you can control Lovense toys (and others) from any where in the world, if they had no delay in the live feed, it would be simple to communicate moves, even to a complete novice. From there, all you’d need is somebody in the audience with a chess game open and set to the highest difficulty. That person “plays” as magnus and sends the moves the AI takes. The easiest way to prevent it is to prevent people in the live audience from having phones, and delaying the feed ~5 minutes for everyone else. which is normal, actually, since you want to cut the feed before a streaker… oh right this is chess.) permalink fedilink source parent [–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) If Lemmy had awards I'd give you one because I really thought I was gonna be original by bringing that up but no, you beat me to it, well done permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] omgarm@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It waa the first thing I thought of as well so there are at least 3 of us. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Yo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Was there a scandal where a chess player had a vibrating buttplug controlled by another person giving him the answers? That’s….dedication I guess permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago I believe it was more like: a guy was accused of cheating (against Magnus Carlsen), and anarchychess on reddit came up with the buttplug theory. Now everyone thinks it actually happened. permalink fedilink source parent [–] possum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) There was, and then some guy put it to the test á la mythbuster style. I’ll leave the conclusion for you to enjoy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) With some sort of link I assume? Or no. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Considering that you can control Lovense toys (and others) from any where in the world, if they had no delay in the live feed, it would be simple to communicate moves, even to a complete novice. From there, all you’d need is somebody in the audience with a chess game open and set to the highest difficulty. That person “plays” as magnus and sends the moves the AI takes. The easiest way to prevent it is to prevent people in the live audience from having phones, and delaying the feed ~5 minutes for everyone else. which is normal, actually, since you want to cut the feed before a streaker… oh right this is chess.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago I believe it was more like: a guy was accused of cheating (against Magnus Carlsen), and anarchychess on reddit came up with the buttplug theory. Now everyone thinks it actually happened. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] possum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) There was, and then some guy put it to the test á la mythbuster style. I’ll leave the conclusion for you to enjoy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) With some sort of link I assume? Or no. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Considering that you can control Lovense toys (and others) from any where in the world, if they had no delay in the live feed, it would be simple to communicate moves, even to a complete novice. From there, all you’d need is somebody in the audience with a chess game open and set to the highest difficulty. That person “plays” as magnus and sends the moves the AI takes. The easiest way to prevent it is to prevent people in the live audience from having phones, and delaying the feed ~5 minutes for everyone else. which is normal, actually, since you want to cut the feed before a streaker… oh right this is chess.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheMinions@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) With some sort of link I assume? Or no. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Considering that you can control Lovense toys (and others) from any where in the world, if they had no delay in the live feed, it would be simple to communicate moves, even to a complete novice. From there, all you’d need is somebody in the audience with a chess game open and set to the highest difficulty. That person “plays” as magnus and sends the moves the AI takes. The easiest way to prevent it is to prevent people in the live audience from having phones, and delaying the feed ~5 minutes for everyone else. which is normal, actually, since you want to cut the feed before a streaker… oh right this is chess.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Considering that you can control Lovense toys (and others) from any where in the world, if they had no delay in the live feed, it would be simple to communicate moves, even to a complete novice. From there, all you’d need is somebody in the audience with a chess game open and set to the highest difficulty. That person “plays” as magnus and sends the moves the AI takes. The easiest way to prevent it is to prevent people in the live audience from having phones, and delaying the feed ~5 minutes for everyone else. which is normal, actually, since you want to cut the feed before a streaker… oh right this is chess.) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) If Lemmy had awards I'd give you one because I really thought I was gonna be original by bringing that up but no, you beat me to it, well done permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] omgarm@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It waa the first thing I thought of as well so there are at least 3 of us. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Yo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It waa the first thing I thought of as well so there are at least 3 of us. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago Yo permalink fedilink source parent