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Every language has its niche (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

RoR is too much magic for me. Getting started with any new code base is such a pain that I never want to do again. As a manager, I'll avoid any job post that mentions Ruby. I have maintained projects written in Delphi, Centura, Java, C#, PHP and none of them even come close to the pain of RoR. Java and C# are notorious for ceremonial interfaces but that's nothing compared to trying to figure out RoR automagics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

There is a lot of magic in Java. Try Spring Boot for example, and things magically connect together with annotations, or somehow methods get injected onto interface on the fly, or an http interface maps onto a function with parameters because the runtime is doing it. This is most evident when you set a break point in some class and there might be 4 or 5 mystery functions it passed through between it and where you thought it was calling from. Sl4j, Lombok, Hibernate are doing the same kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe in enterprises settings what you say makes sense, but for the small to medium startups I usually work for, RoR is great. It's super easy to prototype and switch lanes. If I had to do what I do in Java I'd go insane. As for Delphi....

The RoR "magic" being obtuse is extremely exaggerated most of the time and more meme than reality. If you think PHP is better, by which I guess you mean Laravel, how on earth is that less "magical"? React? Next? I'll take Ruby any day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

React can go fuck itself with a pineapple, fuck that piece of shit. Every project I've had to deal with that used React was an absurdly bloated mess because it imported fuckloads of React plugins and addons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh. I didn't know react had its own supply-chain sploit risk. T-I-L