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[–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They're my kids so they can live in my freezer

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Freezer full of tax deductions

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    All fun and games until hungover you makes 1 smoothie too many...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Joke's on you, I'm a recovering alcoholic

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Recovering from injury after falling down stairs on your last bemder?

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