You missed the most dangerous job: US president.

1/10 of all presidents have been assassinated and 1/5 of presidents died in office

I'm so stealing this!

Barbers have a more dangerous job. People are very particular about their hair, and can run out without paying.

Also COVID for a couple of years there as they refused to wear masks in most cases.

That's why they form a gang, because the only way they can feel strong is if they outnumber you.

That's why it takes fifteen fucking cops to "deal with" a single homeless person in a public park who isn't bothering anybody.

If they do that during the day, with enough people around, people will whip out their phones to record the cops and the cops will give up and leave and stop harassing.

If they do it during the evening, and there's not very many people around, and only one person whips out their phone.... The cops will arrest the person who whipped out their phone, too, because they outnumber them.

I’m a very nonviolent and nonconfrontational person, but I once had a boil in a sensitive spot lanced without adequate pain control, and it took all my self control to not FIGHT it. Stone cold sober, knowing it needed to be done, my body physically wanted to fight the doctor to make it stop. It’s nuts to expect someone who’s not completely there for whatever reason to be completely in control of that instinct, but it’s what cops expect people to do.

Cops will taser or shoot you before you can take a swing at them. Healthcare workers and delivery drivers don't get tasers and guns.

Yes. A lot of them also involve being killed by the machines they use too. Safety measures can only go so far.