▲ 116 ▼ "My Warlock Patron is my Mom" (ttrpg.network) submitted 3 years ago by Caesar_Wolfman@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network 5 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) That last one is solid. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Caesar_Wolfman@ttrpg.network [S] 11 points 3 years ago (2 children) I think they're all pretty solid, but my favorite is and will always be "My Warlock Patron is my overbearing mom who rediscovered me and is desperately trying to embody what a mom is, with no context for what any of it means, or what "age appropriate" means". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago "Mom, I told you I need more than two spell slots. The wizard has 15 per long rest." "But I'm giving you more every short rest." "Nobody short rests. Could you be more out of touch?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago That's a great one too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Caesar_Wolfman@ttrpg.network [S] 11 points 3 years ago (2 children) I think they're all pretty solid, but my favorite is and will always be "My Warlock Patron is my overbearing mom who rediscovered me and is desperately trying to embody what a mom is, with no context for what any of it means, or what "age appropriate" means". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago "Mom, I told you I need more than two spell slots. The wizard has 15 per long rest." "But I'm giving you more every short rest." "Nobody short rests. Could you be more out of touch?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago That's a great one too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago "Mom, I told you I need more than two spell slots. The wizard has 15 per long rest." "But I'm giving you more every short rest." "Nobody short rests. Could you be more out of touch?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago That's a great one too. permalink fedilink source parent
