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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

At least with your assembly code it'll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it'll be.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My assembly code only goes brt :(

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

it reaches 't' from 'b' with a lot less iterations of 'r'. It seems to me that you have a more optimized version. :)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe you switched up jg and jl?

/s

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