"After 30 years of research, I now possess the Order of Harmonic Antipodal Cubic Divinity Life - too large for physical form, but Binary Spirit of the masculinity Sun & feminity Earth Antipodes. ONEism is demonic Death Math. I have so much to teach you, but you ignore me you boring asses. You will recognize 4 corner Days or incur Easter Island Ending."

wtf?!

Oh man, that’s a blast from the past. I remember that from Usenet days in the early-mid 90s or something. So, like 15 years ago.

Well this is like a slice of the Old Web.

This website probably has an owner who has a bunch of signs in the front yard and a car covered in stickers. (Looking up the address in the registration nets a normal house, so much for that stereotype)

Looking up “endangered noob productions LLC” from the bottom of the page gets you the registration info, a non-existent website, and the registration location.

Huge smattering of “services” by ENP depending on which site you view, from IT to motion pictures.

Funny enough, they even mention the fediverse.