▲ 751 ▼ Kenneth Smith ‘struggled for life’ for 22 minutes in Alabama nitrogen gas execution: Updates (www.independent.co.uk) submitted 2 years ago by some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/news@lemmy.world 581 comments fedilink hide all child comments “Kenny just began to gasp for air repeatedly and the execution took about 25 minutes total.” Pretty compassionate way to kill a person. Once again, the Law in the south is brutal.
[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Locked in a box, with a cat, a flask of poison, a radioactive source, and a Geiger counter. Except when the Geiger counter gets a hit, it sets off a nuclear bomb inside the box so I'm instantly vaporized. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It only truly works if you can isolate the room completely. That's quite hard to do with a nuke involved. You'll definitely know when they are dead! Unfortunately, I believe any use of nuclear weapons is prohibited by treaties. Might I suggest a giant acme hammer or anvil? Instant meat paste, assuming they aren't a cartoon character in disguise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] queermunist@lemmy.ml -6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I kinda want to be able to donate my organs, so maybe they could just make a bomb-helmet with shaped charges that would paste my head and leave the rest of my body intact for harvesting. 🤯 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I'm actually curious whether nitrogen hypoxia would leave the organs viable. However, it's not a point that should be pushed. Let's not give the rich any more reasons to want to keep the death penalty. Your method could be a bit messy. I'd imagine even the doctors involved in the organ harvesting would be squeamish when confronted by the results. Ironically, nitrogen hypoxia would be my preferred way to go. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Can we get those corneas first though? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It only truly works if you can isolate the room completely. That's quite hard to do with a nuke involved. You'll definitely know when they are dead! Unfortunately, I believe any use of nuclear weapons is prohibited by treaties. Might I suggest a giant acme hammer or anvil? Instant meat paste, assuming they aren't a cartoon character in disguise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] queermunist@lemmy.ml -6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I kinda want to be able to donate my organs, so maybe they could just make a bomb-helmet with shaped charges that would paste my head and leave the rest of my body intact for harvesting. 🤯 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I'm actually curious whether nitrogen hypoxia would leave the organs viable. However, it's not a point that should be pushed. Let's not give the rich any more reasons to want to keep the death penalty. Your method could be a bit messy. I'd imagine even the doctors involved in the organ harvesting would be squeamish when confronted by the results. Ironically, nitrogen hypoxia would be my preferred way to go. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Can we get those corneas first though? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] queermunist@lemmy.ml -6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I kinda want to be able to donate my organs, so maybe they could just make a bomb-helmet with shaped charges that would paste my head and leave the rest of my body intact for harvesting. 🤯 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I'm actually curious whether nitrogen hypoxia would leave the organs viable. However, it's not a point that should be pushed. Let's not give the rich any more reasons to want to keep the death penalty. Your method could be a bit messy. I'd imagine even the doctors involved in the organ harvesting would be squeamish when confronted by the results. Ironically, nitrogen hypoxia would be my preferred way to go. permalink fedilink source parent [–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Can we get those corneas first though? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I'm actually curious whether nitrogen hypoxia would leave the organs viable. However, it's not a point that should be pushed. Let's not give the rich any more reasons to want to keep the death penalty. Your method could be a bit messy. I'd imagine even the doctors involved in the organ harvesting would be squeamish when confronted by the results. Ironically, nitrogen hypoxia would be my preferred way to go. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Can we get those corneas first though? permalink fedilink source parent