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[–] 119 points 2 years ago (19 children)

Student: "Hey, a shortcut! Let me first just walk around the long way so I can measure the length of the other two sides, multiply those lengths by themselves, add them together, and find out how much extra walking I've saved myself by taking the shortcut. Boy, this shortcut sure is saving me a lot of effort. Hooray Pythagoras!"

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Just because you do something so crazy fast in your head it seems obvious, doesn't mean you didn't do the thing you did with the thing.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    That’s beautiful who said that

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The hypotnuse is shorter than the other two sides combined. That is the usage here though

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    If only I had more hypothenanuses and less avocado toast... :(

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't know who hurt this guy, but it sounds like we're only a couple more low-effort math jokes away from hearing a rant about the Jews, and how the woke mindvirus is destroying America.

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