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[โ€“] 5 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Buddy if I watch you shit on a plate we ain't eating tendies together regardless of what plate you use

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Right! And if I put a toilet brush in the dishwasher, and you watch me do that, it's the same fucking thing

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Ok.

    If I vomit on a plate and put it in the dishwasher, how you gonna feel about eating off it?

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 years ago (4 children)

    Better than shit, vomit is not shit unless you are Cartman.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    All I'm saying is if you ever eat off a plate in a restaurant, the chances that a child has blown chunks all over it are extremely high, and even if they haven't it's been in the same dishwasher as one that had been.

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  • [โ€“] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Obviously all bets are off in a commercial environment.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    All bets are off in your own house.

    Your toothbrush had more shit on it right this second than any plate coming out of a dishwasher ever will.

    Dishwashers aren't just getting hot, they're also covering every thing in them with a compound that is going to absolutely murder every living organism inside and then wash the remains away.

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