For so long as the world continues to be a giant turd, the Poop Knife will be needed

It’s like the snail curse of forums.

I'm not sure I could forget that post if I tried. The same goes for the post about the "swamps of dagobah".

It's also an actual thing in reality... There's a reason that it was mentioned in the way back beginning times, before the internet was e'er dreamed of. Thus it will never stop cycling into the mental workings of the internet. We must bow before its perpetuity.

It sure is! I just wish I could remember where I first readit...