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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I need to fly from NJ to California in a few months. Economy tickets are around $275. I'd like a bit of extra legroom for the long flight, so I check out Economy plus. Economy plus tickets are $800. What in the actual fuck is this? It's not first class. I get no added benefits other than a few inches of extra leg room.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If it's a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I saw what you did there.

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