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[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Just like others with a missed , obvious, opportunity.

I had a girl take me to a room, take her clothes off, and then just look at me and and ask "Well?"

I had no fucking clue what she meant or what to do so I just did nothing. She then changed into different clothes and left.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago

It hurts just reading this

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

It took me 5 years to realize she did not actually need her PC fixed. I missed my only chance.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she just want you to check out her new invisible tattoo, can't be sure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It might've been a black-light tattoo and she simply forgot to turn on her UV lamp.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, how is this so common? I thought I was the only being this dumb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yes, it happened.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

You did the right thing friend. It would have been very embarrassing for you if you had misinterpreted her meaning.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This seems like the naked man move on How i met your mother.

https://youtu.be/9q4AEvzq7uo?feature=shared

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I went with "I've got boobs."