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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How many corpses can you fit in the trunk and where would you even put the shovel while you ride?

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[–] Shou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Yeah... a basket just isn't enough. And if the corpse gets stiff, you can't bend them into the saddlebags anymore either.

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[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 1 point 2 years ago*

A true chad butcher their corpse on scene. I heard they make great "pork" buns.

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago

Gotta get a bakfiet for that.

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