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[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

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